"When I forget my ways, I am in The Way"

Philosophical and experiential notes on Nothingness, with supporting insights from martial arts, quantum physics and Taoism


26 May 2014

Word of the Day: Perfection

WHAT’S NOT TO LOVE ABOUT A PERFECT PERSON?



Feeling a little less than perfect? Not to worry, it’s easy to cure.

Seven Easy Steps to Perfectionism
  1. What Flaws? – Practice denying you have flaws – because they REALLY aren’t there.
  2. Be the Best – Affiliate with groups (political, business, volunteer) that claim they are the very best – just like you. You know you want to.
  3. Wear Purple - It’s a very spiritual color; people will defer to you.
  4. Problem-Free Me – Associate with people who have lots of problems – because they will make you feel so much better – so much more… perfect. Be sure to tell them they have problems, and (this is important) tell them - over and over and over - what they need to do to fix them. They will love you for that. Share the love, share the wisdom.
  5. Splash it up with Fragrance – It helps people realize you are successful. The more successful you smell, the less people will question your judgment and whether you have problems. Which you don't.
  6. Where Angels Tread – Sport expensive hair, particularly colors not right for others your age… but on you – stunning. You're confident, and you know it.
  7. Be Seen Sipping Wine – gift it, talk about bouquet, and the difference stemware makes.
The whole idea is for you to feel better, to look better.

Dream of the day when people look at you and squeal, “God, you are so, so perfect!”
Helpful tip: Perfection does NOT include yoga ‘cuz… 
“it gets really spooky.” - Pat Robertson